AMATEURISH ELECTRONIC MUSIC

This stuff comes from my high school boredom/pre-employment boredom period, not unlike Picasso's "blue" period except slightly less blue. Right-click to download!!!! I know it's all very hard to resist! You'll notice that at first I have no clue what I'm doing, then I slowly get to a point where I've read the instructions but I still mostly ignore them. In short, some people can do this and come up with something neat and creative, I just fuck off and make music that's openly horrible. And for some reason I don't have the biggest urge to start again...

2000:
Nachos (It's Like)
Funk

2001:
Nachos (It's Like) [remix]
Shine Shine Shine Shine Your Love!
Nachos (It's Like) [cheez-it mix]
Nachos (It's Like) [bangin' it]
Nachos (It's Like) [breakin + scratchin]
Nachos (It's Like) [classical mix]
Nachos (It's Like) [quiet hot physical science mix]
Nachos (It's Like) [crazyshit] (this is my favorite)
I Put Potato Chips (In the Refrigerator)

2002:
Funk [wall to wall]
Funk [pc hacker version] (this is my other favorite)
Funk [commercial mix]
Funk: The Next Episode
Funk [dance remix]
Funk [into the negatives remix]
Funk [vocal matter]
Rainbow Kingdom [instrumental]
Among Us It Lingers
Fuck You, Cocksucker
Grant Buell Is the Man
The Track

2004:
On the Telly
Crying in the Rain (Everly Brothers cover)