The title of this short punk raveup, of which no known studio recording exists, is based on the sound of a bell on some long-forgotten game show. The reason the last word in it is listed as an acronym is unknown; that's just the way it's registered on BMI.
Went on a game show, baby
And I got the answer right
It was the Louisiana Purchase
The Louisiana Purchase, yeah
Well they gave me a washer
And they gave me a dryer
And I took 'em home
But I already have a washer and dryer
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Jefferson advocated sticking by
The Bill of Rights before, y'know
But when that Louisiana Purchase came around
He said we could bend the rules a little
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?
Where am I gonna put my washer and dryer?