COMMON PROMPT (WRITE ME)
performed: never
An engima. "Common Prompt" is a spoken-word track underneath a loud house beat with the vocals mixed so low as to be unintelligible. It's not even known who is talking. In 2004, Kevin Keys came forward with the lyrics, revealing it to be a parody of rap music.
Every mornin' in the hood, I wake up
While my chick in the bed, she make up
We watch Little Rascals on the TV screen
I watch da 'A-Team' an' put on my purple jeans
Then I strut down the road 'cause I be da god of funk
Wit my walkman playing all dem chants from da monks
I pimp all da day an' I pump all afternoon
Then go home to watch M*A*S*H and my Looney Tunes
Me an' my woman, watchin' TV all night
I'm a pimp and she's a ho and we always fight
I need to see my shows to escape from my world
It's da fantasy I have 'cause I can't find a real girl
because itz bitches an' hos
bitches an' hos
everywhere I look there's bitches an' hos
bitches an' hos
all around da world there's bitches an' hos
in the hood
feelin' good
on the prowl
makin' me howl
in my bed
givin' head
on da street
feelin' da heat!