COOL PEOPLE (I AM A)
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Janet has always loved this guitar drone which was pulled out on selected gigs during the tour in support of NO PARKING ANYTIME; she tries to convince the others to record it every time Plaastik gets studio time but she claims no attempt whatsoever has been made thus far to lay down a performance, and Kevin Keys flatly refuses to perform it live, going so far as to veto its inclusion on the 11/19/01 set that pulled out an appalling number of long-lost chestnuts. Fans who have been lucky enough to hear it are largely mystified by Janet Kieran's fascination... it seems like a typical PARKING reject (its actual origins are unknown).
I'm hangin' around the dorm
It's Sunday Afternoon
Maybe I'll go over to the student union
And check out the scene
Lookin' for action
Lookin' for action
I see they're showing "Citizen Kane"
I've seen it twenty-three times
Maybe I'll go to the library
Rats! No chicks
Maybe I'll go the gym
And shoot some baskets
If I had some wheels I'd cruise around
Maybe I should check out the bio exhibit
There's a guy with two chicks
How does he do it?
Maybe I should go home
And write some letters
I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool, don't hit me
Stop hurting me, why are you kicking me?
I'm cool and I hate Sunday afternoons.
(apologies to C.M. Schulz)