RAP IT UP



performed: NEVER
This studio improvisation actually dates from the FUN GOLDFISH TOYS sessions when an attempt at "Do Not Fuck" failed miserably; a beatbox used in early takes and live performances of the song continues throughout this recording. Stephen Hague has said the extensive use of older outtakes for b-sides was a result of the band both holding back some of their better songs (something they're notorious for doing) and therefore putting everything of any worth on the LP.


Let me give it up for my man Jeff Jooce
He lives on a lightswitch
Take it up, brotha jeff

Yo my cousin her name be Bef
And she slut like hell
She be down with all the brothas
But when she go down, things get wack

Keel-ur
Keel-ur
Keel-ur
Keel-ur

I think it's kinda funny how nothin' here rhymes
But rappin' shit's better than goin' out committin' crimes
Jeff Jooce be loud, Jeff Jooce be bad
Jeff Jooce y'know he can run AutoCAD

I don't understand why Nick's talkin' like he's black
'Cause he's not black at all, which is really kinda wack
Jeff Jooce got his glasses, Kevin Keys got his hair
When you look at one o' them you start gettin' kinda scared