In a rare third encore in Indianapolis on 8/13/94, the fourth Diplomacy show, Plaastik spontaneously yanked out this never-before-heard outtake from MR. ROSS VERDICT, GADABOUT; Nick Parker obviously no longer remembered most of the words and Christina Singleton took as much of the lead as she could. They were impressed enough with the result of the stunt (the audience ate it up) that it opened the next show (8/17/94, Kansas City) and bombed so horribly with an unresponsive crowd that it was never played again.
I looked out in the crowd
And I saw many men
Men of all shapes, sizes
And walks of life
And one man stood out
Kids know why
Because he's high as a kite
I can see it in his eyes
He's been heffed up on goofballs
Since he was fifteen years old
And we're payin' the price
'Cause we're smarter than he is
The man walks differently
He speaks differently
Than the rest of us
He sees something else
When he looks at an orange
Not just an orange
Where did I park the car?
How bleak is life, man!
Anger! Tension! Strife! Conflict!
I see two cats, I know these
To be 4-legged furry pets yet
I see eight paws! Ergo:
8 divided by 4 is 2
8 divided by 4 is 2
8 divided by 4 is 2
This man is utterly drugged
Uh huh, interesting
A nonrealistic form composed
Of geometric shapes
That I am unable to decode
What garbage, waaaaaah(?)
My work is better