This long-forgotten power-thrash NO PARKING ANYTIME-era piece managed to get recorded primarily due to a shortage of material at the time. Several verses had been added in the interim, most notably the first one. There were plenty of other long-lost songs fans would have much preferred to hear.
she met the kid before she came to live here
he lived in a half-assed world
with his videogames and claymation films
seemed nice enough so she gave him a ride
his mom is a witch
a lesbian witch
doesn't like him to be around girls
he wants her so bad
he wants her so bad
and I can't help it, man
I love it
yeah I love it
he sacrificed his masculinity
to tell us all
that he died of a broken heart
he wants her so bad
he wants her so bad
and I can't help it, man
I love it
yeah I love it
she's my woman
she's my woman
he'll jostle you, he's so cocksure
and he cries when you leave
he's so sensitive, attentive, respectful of the ladies
and he caught an eyeful of your tits
now he's asking for pics
and he told his friend
and he doesn't care about me
he wants her so bad
he wants her so bad
and I can't help it, man
I love it
yeah I love it
but she belongs to me
and I think he's a bastard
and tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
he wants her so bad
he wants her so bad
and I can't help it, man
I love it
yeah I love it
she's my woman
she's my woman
I'll rip the motherfucker apart
she'll laugh and laugh
while she wears his necklace
that he took from his mother
I'll rip the motherfucker apart
I'll rip the motherfucker apart
I'll rip the motherfucker apart
I'll rip the motherfucker apart