It's just another Saturday at your house; the boredom hits you the moment you open your eyes. Your girlfriend dumped you yesterday. That bitch. Oh, the things you'd love to do that bastard who stole her from you. But you're stuck here, and you're not strong enough to confront anybody. This weekend you find yourself bored, alone, and single.

You wake up much too late -- at 4:30pm -- with the sheets half-covering you. Still exhausted for some unknown reason, you throw them off you, lying there in nothing but your underwear but still feverishly hot.

What now?