LOW BUDGET DISPATCH #19
8-6-04

You won't believe what happened to ME this week. You may have noticed 
that all of a sudden everything looks like it's falling apart. Like I 
haven't updated anything in something like forever, the question of the week is now the question of the month (about to be officially changed 
to the latter), and this is dispatch #19 despite the fact that #18 
never even appeared. AND it's plain text.

Well, it would be very easy for me to blame this on any number of 
things.

- My apartment complex has decided to fuuck around with the plumbing for 
the last two weeks. In order to avoid weirdos, I moved the computer 
into the bedroom. There is no room for my scanner. No scanning.

- I just worked a six-day stretch at worrk, admittedly nothing compared 
to the eight days I did while my SIGNIFICANT OTHER WAS IN THE HOSPITAL 
GETTING/RECOVERING FROM MAJOR SURGERY. Six days is still a long time.

- Because of all the shakeups in the innnermost parts of my building, 
ants are showing up all over the place.

- A tropical storm came. Y'know, kinda.

- We went in for an oil change and the BBob King moron gave us a car 
scare but he's a shithead.

- Everything is stressing me out. I'M GOONNA CUTTT

- I got NURSE BETTY on DVD. It has lots  of extras.

- STEPHANIE IS PREGNANT OH MY FUCKING GOOD. Just kidding.

But nonononono. The real reason is... Dusty Books & Pictures is a 
costly operation. It requires nearly $1.2 million to produce a single 
Weekly Dispatch. And I quite simply forgot to pay the Dispatch bill, 
which is why you're looking at the most primal, bare, pathetic excuse 
for a dispatch yet. Enjoy.

LINK OF THE WEEK. Dusty Books & Pictures
www.dusty-books.com

I can't even afford THE RIGHT TO LINK TO OTHER PAGES. Please visit this 
page. It includes a lot of things I worked hard on, and plenty of 
things I stole that I'm willing to take credit for. This page certainly 
could use a woman's touch. I'm rearranging a lot of it sometime soon. 
When I feel like it. Which won't be for a while. Sorry.

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See, this dispatch is so low budget there's INTERFERENCE.

I FOUND IT ON THE ROAD.
I found the coolest thing earlier. I'll try to draw it with ASCII.

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Shit, that didn't work at all. IF ONLY I COULD STILL AFFORD HTML

FROM THE ARCHIVES.
Uh... uh.... hmm.... I have this picture sitting around of this like 
broken window I saw walking around one day. I can't scan it, of course, 
and even if I could I wouldn't be able to show it to you, but you can 
use your imagination or something.

Did I mention I'm going to merge this section and "I Found It on the 
Road"? It dawned on me recently that they are the same thing. I'm very 
slow, you see. Don't worry, I'll be filling out with a new 
image-centric segment; I'm sure that seems wonderfully ironic right 
now.

ENEMIES LIST. Diane Warren
She really sucks. I'd name some of the crappy songs she's written but I 
can't afford INFORMATION anymore. You can look it up. "I Don't Want to 
Miss a Thing" a       ar  th      w      J        wish          li     
    ma        st     fucking useless cunt. So yeah. I don't like her 
much.

Yep.

Hmm.

Well...

Dispatch #18 was really good. Really really good. God, it was good. But 
now it's been DESTROYED. By the Russians. I'll try to recover the 
fragments and bring it to you as soon as I can. There were so many hot 
nude pictures in it. Not of me, obviously, but of... well, that'll be a 
surprise. If I can get it. I have great fears. So ASAP: Weekly Dispatch 
#18. As soon as I can get to the scanner, and a passport.

Sorry this one sucked so much.

I really am.

I think I need emotional help.

Not cheap, just a cut price person in a low budget land,
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